Why I like animals more than people sometimes.
Watch this video and tell me that if there really is a God, s/he didn’t create one too many species.
I’d make a dangerous omnipotent dictator because in my world … these seal-killing jerks would spontaneously combust along with every Paris Hilton wannabe fur-wearing idiot. Rodeos would let the bulls loose on the cowboys. Bull fighting would be one naked, swordless matador against one pissed off bull. Poachers would get gored by the rhinos and mauled by the tigers they illegally hunted. Dog fighters would have their pit bulls turned on them. Shark-finning fisherman would get their limbs cut off. Circus animal “trainers” would have to deal with the angry elephants and bears without their chains, clubs, whips, and electric prods (see you later!). People buying dogs from puppy farms would have to live a week in the puppy farm before buying. And anyone eating farmed beef, pork, chicken, or duck would have to visit the slaughterhouse and actually see their pre-meal getting tortured and killed.
And if they still wanted to eat it then, hey, it’s their right. Except for veal eaters. They just die.
Told you, I’d make a bad dictator.
Man, blogging is cathartic sometimes …